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Skinny Fishing

Like skinny dipping but on a boat while you're fishing. It's really just fishing naked on a boat.
Dave got a new boat and broke it in by doing some skinny fishing.
by Drew Peanoze October 4, 2023
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save it skinny

OMG yes Gaga I love your ouchfit! Save it skinny!
by yasskwayne April 24, 2017
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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Skinny Pedro

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.
Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.
by CruelParsley October 11, 2019
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skinny wombat

The meaning of a skinny wombat is

1: that you have a micro penis and that you want to get a doctor or
2: that you are addicted to pornhub.com and you wanked your dick to hard or
3: You need to either eat a lot of facken Maccas or you need to stop eating
Man I need to become a skinny wombat
man you need some viagra
by Some random cheese burger November 2, 2017
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skinny juice

otherwise known as water. you can consume it and become a sKiNnY LeGeNd like our queen raini rodriguez by drinking it
person 1: hey person 2! what are you drinking?
person 2: oh, just some skinny juice
person 1: yum
by thestoryof_hArRyPoTtEr May 28, 2020
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Skinny Chicken

Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.

Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.

Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."
by raeb3 August 31, 2017
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