Why Are You Searching This? 

Hmmm, I wonder, why are you? Your curious I know it.

Why are you searching this?

Why Are You Searching This? by Sickity Skitty Shitty Shit. June 20, 2019

Sarchasm 

The void into which you fall when you fail to detect sarcasm.

"I don't think he got the joke, dude. He fell right into the sarchasm."

Sarchasm by AshlyL September 26, 2017

Starched Sock 

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

Starched Sock by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

searching for truffles 

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi

Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions

searching for truffles by Lovin'theladyboys May 18, 2015

spearchucker

a black person, aluding to native hunters in Africa.

There's a whole lotta spearchuckers on that bus.

spearchucker by Bob L July 3, 2003

Undie Starch 

After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.

After bangin Tina, it seems my penis has gone and made some undie starch. It is almost bullet-proof.

Undie Starch by Vandie August 15, 2006

Uncle Searcher 

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.

As an uncle searcher, I found my friend's Uncle Sam, who had been missing for over 20 years. I am now a national hero, running for President in 2020.

Uncle Searcher by The Uncle Searcher October 31, 2019