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Schizosparring

Just like sparring, but fighting the voices in your head.
Bro isn't crazy, he's just schizosparring.
by Schplurkmeister89 November 22, 2023
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Schizofriendia

Is a terrible debilitating diaease common among people with two faces. People suffering from schizofriendia are your buddy,bestie having fun with you and then suddenly enjoy ignoring you , telling people lies about you or generally being mean to you. They connect themselves to another bestie and are again happy for a short period of time until they do the same behaviors to them as they did to you. These friendships don't last long and are often cyclical the person suffering from the disease will cycle through three or four people being their bestie for short periods of time.
When I heard he was suffering from schizofriendia my once best friend now my enemy and besties with the bitchy girl nextdoor everything began to make sense why he was behaving this way.
by St.Abby Ina Deback November 26, 2023
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Schizofriendia

Is a terrible debilitating diaease common among people with two faces. People suffering from schizofriendia are your buddy,bestie having fun with you and then suddenly enjoy ignoring you , telling people lies about you or generally being mean to you. They connect themselves to another bestie and are again happy for a short period of time until they do the same behaviors to them as they did to you. These friendships don't last long and are often cyclical the person suffering from the disease will cycle through three or four people being their bestie for short periods of time.
When I heard he was suffering from schizofriendia my once best friend now my enemy and besties with the bitchy girl nextdoor everything began to make sense why he was behaving this way.
by St.Abby Ina Deback November 26, 2023
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Schizophrenia

When people think people and events that aren't real are real.
Muhammad Araujo has schizophrenia, and gets offended when someone calls his content out for being literal schizo autistic rambling.
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Schizobob

A schizobob is a person who lives life in a fantasy land. Someone who lives life, knowing they're lying.
"John's always telling me about how his wife will blow him whenever he wants, he's a total schizobob!"
by G-DIMP February 27, 2024
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Schizobob

a schizobob is someone who lives a total lie, willingly.
"John's always telling me about how linda in accounting sucks his dick 24/7. He's a total schizobob!"
by G-DIMP February 27, 2024
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Schizobob

Someone who willingly lives in a fantasy world. Lying to themselves and pretending nothing's wrong.
Richard's always telling me about how his wife blows him every night, he doesn't even have a wife! He's a total schizobob!
by G-DIMP March 4, 2024
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