monkey your robot

This is a sexual move in which a small hairy man works the shaft of another man.

I can't believe you got Johnny to monkey your robot last night.

by Anon e Must March 29, 2011

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Sex Robot

A humanoid sex machine, used for lonely and single people to treat it as their substitute human lover, since they can't find a real human to hook up with, thanks to unfaithful lovers, low self-esteem issues, ugly looks, or a bad hygiene. Moreover, single people can engage sexual intercourse with sex robots without any risks of getting pregnant or deadly STDs. Similar to masturbation, Sex robots are a form of safe sex, so single people can imitate pornographic sexual techniques, such as vaginal sex, genital fingering, a blowjob, cunnilingus, anilingus, and anal sex, whatever they please to sex robots. Woefully, sex robots are still in their infancy. In other words, sex robots are not mostly functional and they don't look and act almost exactly like humans yet until a few decades or so pass by and humans being engaged to sex robots will be normalized by 2050. By that time, sex robots will make the human population to gradually decrease, which is beneficial to conserve more resources for earth's biodiversity.

Just like with future technologies, including 3D printers, virtual reality, nano-machines, and automation, sex robots will enhance the lives of people by a huge margin. On the other hand, once misogynists or incels acquire their own sex robots and sex robots' artificial wombs for breeding purposes, those virgin losers will either abandon women or even go on a shooting rampage against women or feminists. All because of those pricks couldn't have a one-night stand with women. I don't mind sex robots, but I wish those angry dudes can just take a chill pill and seek out other ways to enjoy life.

by TheUnknown21 February 20, 2020

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click robot

a click robot is like, da coolest piece of shiznit ever created in da history of man. it's like this little piece of electronics with a screen and sometimes it likes to kill you and imprint things in your skin, yo.

deftly used on achewood cartoon. poor philippe.

my click robot has a heart that beats and you can make him excited.

Franz, you got your click robot in the mail? I want to make him pee his pants and die.

by Ø February 19, 2005

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