Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.

1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy

by Con_man641 January 31, 2022

Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.

Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.

by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.

"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"

by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021