pump n run

When you pump gasoline and leave without paying for it.

I need some gas but I'm broke...Let's pull a pump n run.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

pumpkin shoes.

Something that doesn't make any logical sense

She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.

by needleyoyo June 15, 2009

Pumpkin-Skittle

having one obnoxiously large testicle and one one significantly small one

a man who appears to have one very gigantic ball

I was with this hot guy last night and we started getting hot and heavy, then i saw his pumpkin-skittle

by Endora Beaverhausen October 31, 2009

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017