You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.
Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Privatemug. by Sad nibba December 18, 2017
Get the private sessionmug. Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
Get the Smurfy Privatesmug. lyngby private school is the best school in denmark. All the kids who go there are top class kids, and the kids are also very smart. The girls at Lyngby private school are so pretty, but unfortunately the boys at the school looks like fat pigs.
If you want to meet smart, sweet and rich kids, go there!
If you want to meet smart, sweet and rich kids, go there!
some one: "which school do you attend"
The smart, sweet and Rich Kids from lyngby private school: "I attend lyngby private school"
Some one: "OMG, Lyngby private school it's the best school in Denmark!"
The smart, sweet and Rich Kids from lyngby private school: "I attend lyngby private school"
Some one: "OMG, Lyngby private school it's the best school in Denmark!"
by Russell William November 2, 2019
Get the lyngby private schoolmug. An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
Get the private eggmug. A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
Get the private sandbagmug. Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018
Get the Invite to a private cheatmug.