parker hudson

Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack

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parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

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Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.

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When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

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saying only "of course" and "exactly" to slutty girls who call you on restricted.

Girl(s): I want to suck your long cock.
You ("parker phone game"): exactly.

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You see Parker Thomas over there he is the biggest nigga ever