hoop nuts

Having sweaty, smelly balls or nuts because of a unbearably warm temperature. As if you were playing basketball or hooping for hours.

It was hot as hell in that house. I think I may have a case of hoop nuts.

by Ryan Swanson June 13, 2007

gum nuts

When your nuts stick to your inner thigh

"Damn I got wicked gum nuts right now but my coworkers are looking I can't unstick it"

by loldi December 19, 2014

Nigga Nuts

Big black testicles that are huge and round. They are moist and Meaty.

“Jamal has big round nigga nuts.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

c-deez-nuts

A term that is mainly used in which to describe the male reproduction system in a sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey bro do you like CD's?
Person 2: Sure why ?
Person 1: Then you sure would love to c-deez-nuts
Person 2: .......

by BARRACK - LEE OBAMA June 26, 2016

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006

nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

by pax cicero May 13, 2005

Nuts like a fox

To intentionally act insane in order to confuse and beguile others as part of your master plan.

You're completely nuts!

Yeah, NUTS like a FOX!

by Dr Onion April 22, 2008