Sky Net

what wikipedia will be in the future

Oh shit Wikipedia has taken over it was true WIKIPEDIA IS SKY NET

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 3, 2010

Sudden Net Death

The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.

I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.

by CalFord July 15, 2009

Neighbour Net

Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc

"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"

by Prince_Of_Narnia September 3, 2009

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

wharf net

A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.

Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.

by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012

bomb.net

A term used to describe someone who is really cool and amazing.

Gabby W. is the bomb.net, I really like her.

by SecretlyTheFourthWilliams June 2, 2013

EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.

*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018