creepy murray

When your penis works itself into an uncomfortable position.

Laura was saying something, but the Fedex guy couldn't hear a thing. His attention was diverted by the pressing reminder of a creepy murray. Shorts was the wrong pant to wear in this office.

by murraydog January 29, 2008

Murfel

A word used in place of a loss for words. Murf can also be used.
As Made famous by James Murfel Stark

I need to put my car in the murfel(garage)
I really murfed(fucked) up my face on that jump, next time I'll Try it sober....yeah right

by Jeff Hoekstra February 15, 2008

Murter

When a woman exercises her right to an abortion and salty incel boys with ugly dye jobs are upset about it

🤡: abortion is murter and also im homophobic
Everyone else: shut up white boy nobody asked

by bittleshoney July 22, 2019

Muramasa

1) According to legend, the apprentice of the sword-smithing master, Masamune

2) A sword forged by Muramasa. Sometimes thought to be cursed or violent.

3) A sword used in RPGs, usually more violent/vengeful and inferior to the Masamune.

I used the Muramasa until I finally got the Masamune.

by AllUltima February 20, 2005

Murdoc Niccals

A satanic pickle who plays bass, most fans dislike him for abusing the lead singer 2D

Person: I hate Murdoc Niccals. He sucks
Person 2: how dare you— Murdoc is my dad

by O.LUCIPURR.O September 25, 2019

murtala

He has a great deal of self confidence and is therefore likely to achieve success. He is generally work-oriented who has a plan for everything he does. He is disciplined and has a high standard of honesty. He is voracious regarding intimate impulses and want to try everything and love freedom in all aspects

Be like murtala

by Errmmm February 5, 2020

Murray Chapman

Murray Chapman is a worthless douche bag who thinks saying the N word is a personality trait. Hell probably kill or abuse his first wife. Even though he’s 7 inches, he can barely get hard with any woman:p not even the one he cheated with. He cheats on his hot girlfriend who was too good for him anyways. He thinks he’s cool even though he no style and supports trump. He finished in 8 seconds and then cheats. Like, damn. You can’t be stupid and quick. Pick a fucking struggle.

Murray Chapman cheated on me. And he was so quick all I could do was give him a bj because sex was a waist of my time.

by shr00mchild August 10, 2020