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Crystal Maiden

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory
Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!
by Mattrick December 9, 2008
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Old Maid

1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person

2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.

3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.

b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.

c) Alone.

4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"

person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
by MADAOXSAMA September 7, 2009
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iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
by Zach January 17, 2004
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Maiderberry

1.) The maiderberry is too hot.
2.) Get in the maiderberry.
3.) Eat your maiderberry.
4.) You'er a maiderberry.
5.) Stop that maiderberry.
by Alex J. Morris October 18, 2008
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maidanny

is a person who cleans house and watches children but does not live in the house, is a person who makes sure homework is done and dinner is on the table for the boss, is a person who is willing to stay away from there home a few nights a week if need be
A maidanny is a good person to hire if you have kids in school and have a hectic work schedule.
by Cherish Marie Danvers January 2, 2012
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maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.
We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.
by poopdag February 17, 2012
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maid of the mist

It's when a guy sprays his jizz onto a girl's face through a strainer.
After visiting Niagra Falls, Bob gave Jill a maid of the mist for the full experience.
by Airehkuh May 20, 2016
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