peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.

The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.

by gfdas29 July 1, 2009

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

Fresh'n Minty

Before receiving oral sex masturbate with toothpaste so that way you will have a minty fresh feeling down there all day and the person giving oral will really appreciate it.

Malik: "Hey do you have any toothpaste?"

Brody: "Yeah. Why?"

Malik: "I gotta get fresh'n minty for this date."

Brody: "Gimme my toothpaste dude, you're soo geyyyy."

by maczofri01 January 24, 2011

mattypalmer

extremely gay also suck lots of cocks non stop

you mattypalmer meaning cocksucker

by craig hardy September 5, 2008

MattyPoison

A popular scene kid with a trademark large blonde fringe wearing nike jackets, skinny jeans and air force one's. Often spotted on emo/scene-ridden urbis.

Scene/Emo: Look it's MattyPoison! I have yer myspace!

by Needs January 11, 2009

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

Mittar

Mittar is Used For FRIENDS.

All the students of this class are my MITTARS.

by Mr. Shady123 October 20, 2009