macobi

a nickname for a person who makes themself look dumb all the time on accident and on perpose

that kid is such a macobi

by cov3r3dinbl00d October 20, 2008

macoroni

Shit made my Kraft, as a substitute for food. -Found at acme-

I oped the box of macoroni and cooked that shit.

by loserloo April 26, 2006

macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.

Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.

by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007

Malcolm's Law

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.

Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.

by Mik101 December 14, 2008

malcolm

A person who always being an ass who whoop duy in a poker game! Who thinks he will win but then malcolm always come out with something higher

you malcolm

by kid9430 May 5, 2010

Malcolm

A person who is usually very squeaky until the age of 16.

Tyrone: whats wring with that guys voice.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.

by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 24, 2019

malcolm

Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.

Remember that dude Malcolm with a small dick.

by StonerBoner69er April 14, 2019