kinderlove

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

by niptuck September 6, 2006

Kinda Suprise

When at a movie theater the guys makes a hole at the bottom of a popcorn box and shoves his cock in it so when the chick gets to it,shes suprised just like in a "KINDA SUPRISE".

Anthony:Oh you should of seen the other day mate, Rachel gave me and AWSOME handjob yesterday at hoyts!

Conor: Haha Nice,

Anthony: Yeah she even got a bit of a gobby in, I gave her a Kinda Suprise, she said it tasted pretty salty though

by Drummerboy_1993 March 14, 2009

kinda communist

When a nation/state takes communism as their form of government but allows land ownership

China is kinda communist because Brain Quest says so.

by Smarter than Kevin July 18, 2009

kinda stoned

whenever you just start taking hits of whatever drug you're doing and you feel it but you're not completely stoned

dang kyle was kinda stoned last weekend

by yagurlz April 24, 2017

kinda-sorta

pronounced-kind-of-sort-of kinda-sorta is means No or NOPE , but you dont actually want to say the word NO

Hey Swizzle Steve did you pick up the tools and mess you made after you stayed up all nite wrenching on that piece-of-crap bike of yours in the garage all nite . "ummmmmm kinda-sorta yea i did

by SKOL-6 September 15, 2005

you're kinda cute...

A phrase floppy or milfer say when they feel like acting gay by using a strange voice.

cone, your kinda cute...

have you seen that milf? she's kinda cute...

did you see me moosing that abuela? it was kinda cute...

by daniel May 26, 2004

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009