kellek

The word Kellek describes a person who is showing weird behavior like a weirdo.

But it can also be used to describe a bad situation.

Yo have you seen that weird acting guy? He is a kellek.
Person 1: my girlfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: ohh kellek.

by HHGenO March 2, 2023

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

eva keller

She is the best person you will ever meet!!! She's got dark brown hair and CURLS FOR DAYZZZZZZ! Whenever you walk past her you will definitely want to go kiss her! She is amazing and stunning and has an amazing body! Her makeup is stunning but when she takes it off she looks the exact same because she is HOT!

Y/n: who is that over there!! She is stunning!
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT

by Hdncksbxbd April 18, 2018