Kellenberger 

A blatant lie, also defined as stories that contradict one another.

Sean is such a kellenberger, his stories make no sense and its obvious none of them are true.

Kellenberger by Jcoldwell December 6, 2009

Kellenberger 

Some fat ugly dude that wants people in pain and can't make anything simple

Tyler: bro kellenberger is a bitch

Kellenberger by Tylerafk123 December 10, 2018

kellenberg

An Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg

kellenberg by Kampfenberg1942 May 18, 2008

Kellenberg

A school with many clubs and sports. A school without a prom. You’ll always use the word kms because it sounds like kmhs. A basic Kellenberg girl rolls their skirt, wears a scrunchie, and has ripped stockings. A school with many cliques and many animals. Half the boys are full of themselves. Oh and you’ll starve and become dehydrated.

She is such a Kellenberg girl.

Kellenberg by 96309 March 11, 2018

Kellenberg

hell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.

One time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.

"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"

Kellenberg by oneheartonemind October 24, 2011

Kellenberg

A sexist and runs on a social hierarchy but it’s still a pretty lit school. A place where everyone knows eveything about everyone (even teachers). Where teachers are more likely to date with each other than students

Kellenberg is full of lit things and is socialistic

Kellenberg by Tobitthedif October 20, 2017

Kellenberg

Really big school in Uniondale. Just like Chaminade only with girls. Has many clubs and sports. Academically very strong. In many people's opinions, it's a great school.

Kellenberg is really big!

Kellenberg by blue tuesday April 3, 2011