by Keeley:Bitch! April 8, 2020
Get the Keeley mug.A dirty liar who has nothing better to do but be mean to people. She might pretend to be your friend but really, she isnt your friend. A Keely might pretend to know gymnastics, golf, basketball, softball, ect. So technically shes a poser. Keelys tend to be small and anorexic. They cheat and lie. Once her victims friend is gone she attacks and thinks she can handle it when really she cant!
by Anonymoustoxic March 6, 2015
Get the Keely mug.anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.
by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009
Get the Keel mug.v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.
by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004
Get the keel-haul mug.Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.
by Your Mom May 21, 2005
Get the keel hauling mug.A woman who you will fall inlove with at first as you get to know her and get to know the sparkle in her eye but later on you come to find all the bad things she has done behind your back (talked, cheated, flirted etc) but you still love her because in a way you think she's perfect when you are with her, she will drag you back into a relationship once you two have broken up and you will feel worse each time, she can be fun loving and caring but overall dramatic, bitchy, and stuck up (sometimes). She will Bitch no matter when or where and after a while you will grow to hate her, you'll think you love her when you see her but don't be fooled you just love hating her and really really do.
by Albatross666$ January 30, 2017
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