Jetter

Typically an older individual landlocked to a computer with no real source of income, living in ones basement of his/her parents house. Prone to certain "effects".

The Jetter wants to drop $40k into a 2000 Eggyolk yellow zx3 with 120k miles on it. B00sted fo sure

by TURb0!!!!11111one! May 9, 2005

Jeter

codename for a Hot white boy who plays baseball and can get it and we can fall in love

Damnnnn! Take a look at that Jeter!

by collegegirl10 November 23, 2010

jeter

n. Euphemism for penis.

Hey, you touched my jeter.
Wow, that guys a complete jeter.

by deleuzer May 26, 2011

Jister

(Verb)
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.

"You must jister to your friends that their jokes are good so they won't feel bad", said Nicole.

The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.

Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.

by morethanbreathing December 29, 2010

jeser

One who fails miserably at school, work, sports, and life altogether.

Bum: "Spare some change sir?"
Guy: "Sure, here you go."
Guy (to friend):"I felt sorry for that jeser back there.. I gave him some change."

by Ax3u April 25, 2009

jesterly

Someone who act like that of a jester

Buzz acts very jesterly.

by jferrell January 1, 2009

jeter chop

a jeter chop is a spontaneous kung fu style strike to any fierce opposition. Sometimes this fatal blow is called simply a jeter and can be used as a verb in everyday life referring to nearly anything. Some believe that a "jeter" is a plague like phenomenon that eventually will lead to the Earth's demise in year 2012.

"yo fam, baby gotta phat azz ona"

"word as bond, girl can jeter chop me whenerva"

"trilla jeter"

by mudbelly666 April 1, 2009