jerk

a person who is constantly mean, without always having bad intentions

Karen is a big jerk...the only thing she ever does is call me names!

by wenbinbin March 8, 2010

Jerkoffasaurus

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur

Matt is such a Jerkoffasaurus.

by Cletus John March 5, 2006

jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

circle-jerk

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

Jerk

A girl with blue hair and an m in her name and likes supernatural

Me: your'e such a jerk
Morgan:No i'm not
Me:Your'e the literal definition of a jerk

by BlackAsh05 December 14, 2019