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Definitions by ohhelloamanda

jerk em' then smirk em' 

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

street salad 

also known as reefer, bud, marijuana

the term street salad is a way to talk about marijuana without your parents knowing
"hey mann i had THE BEST street salad last night!"
street salad by ohhelloamanda April 9, 2010