Iorgi

Good looking guy, with light colored eyes, always had money, but is always lonely

You’re such a iorgi

by Lololisudhix April 3, 2020

ioanni

A hot person, good at sports, A role model, and gets girls

Oh, look at how ioanni is playing basketball.

by Your peseudonym February 26, 2020

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

IOI

A place antisocial nerds without lives from all over the world go every year to show off the proof that they haven't done anything except sitting in front of a computer practicing programming for the past 4 years, while being awkward and not really talking to anyone.

Hey babe! I just got chosen for my country's IOI team! Oh wait, I don't have a girlfriend

IA-chan told us to not do touch the banana lol!

by some ioi participant December 30, 2018

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

Mr. Ioannidis

A self-centered man who always has to be right. Is a teacher, gives daily lectures about how students these days are spoon-fed til' they leave for college. Constantly tells students how incompetent and dumb they are. Is a super old, short, grumpy man with no respect for anyone but himself. Every school has at least one Mr.Ioannidis.

Mr. Ioannidis is yelling at the foreign exchange student.

by Radio-rebel2.0 October 26, 2017

SIOP (S.I.O.P.)

Sitting In Office Procrastinating

We had to do SIOP (S.I.O.P.) to guage the customer interest in our products and plan for production.

SIOP is used to infer having worked on an educated estimation rather than throwing darts or just plain guessing.

SIOP is generally used by people who couldnt use the rule of three to save their lives and cannot be bothered to tuely guage the customer interest..

A properly implemented SIOP process routinely reviews customer demand and supply resources and "re-plans" quantitatively across an agreed rolling horizon. The re-planning process focuses on changes from the previously agreed sales and operations plan, while it helps the management team to understand how the company achieved its current level of performance, its primary focus is on future actions and anticipated results.

by UrbanDrewR March 15, 2021