hearded

when you don't know what else to say when someone heard you

bro bro he hearded me

by me + ur mom + ratio = u November 26, 2022

hearded

heard but plural, it basically means heard but extra good

i hearded you!!
you guys hearded him

by sludgepotion December 30, 2022

heardooks

ur mum

person A: hello
person B: heardooks

by urdad7345 March 10, 2023

Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 3, 2023

Hotard

dumb person who gets drunk and starts acting like a slutty retard

Michelle: You’re such a hotard! why are you like this!?
Nicholas: My bad, woman!

by brianjonesuncurablerabies August 3, 2024

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

by von groovy August 27, 2024