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by ikke olav hefte May 10, 2023
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Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 11, 2010
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People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."
Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.
by hatersrcool January 1, 2010
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Get the hoffer mug.Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!
Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...
Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!
Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...
Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!
by MurphMonster January 3, 2009
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