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Crung Hair

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.
That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
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Tasty hair

A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.
Look at that tasty hair omg I’m so hungry now”
by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020
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hair effect

The hair effect is when you fall for a guy/girl first by seeing their hair if it is good some will fall for that person
by Fallen.ones February 22, 2015
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Hair-don't

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.
"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"
by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014
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Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
by kevinjanko August 3, 2008
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Hair Skate

A true homage to old-school hockey, the "Hair Skate" is commonly defined as the following:

i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.

ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.
by Gineboxcaptain September 4, 2009
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