goon show 

The funniest radio show ever made. Transmitted by the BBC in the 1950's. Starred Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe, playing a variety of madcap characters.

You have to listen to it ... tends to provoke strong reactions, i.e. you either love it or hate it.

"He's like something off the Goon show".

goon show by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

Goon Fountain 

An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.

Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk

Or

Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?

Goon Fountain by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013

goon ass 

an unimportant person whose only reason for existence is to take up space and piss you off

Harold! Get off the can, I need to take a dump you fucking goon ass.

goon ass by imrickjamesbitch March 26, 2004

Goon-rider

A person that rides motocross (i.e dirt bikes and/or atvs) , who buys the most expensive gear, bike, and equipment but is terrible at the sport. They think they are good but have no style and look like they are a rag doll on the bike. When they accelerate it whips them back in a violent motion and they take out lines and berms on the track. They also land short on jumps also known as "casing". They have no sense of what they are doing.

"Hey Tanner, want to go to Throttle 215?" Said Chase.
"Yeah. Lets hope there are no goon-riders there." Said Tanner

"Hey Chase, isn't that your buddy Alex over there? He has the new 2012 Honda." Said Tanner
"Yeah, but he is a goon-rider." Said Chase.
"Oh man! You're right! ha What a goon." Said Tanner.

Goon-rider by TheAPON13machine November 17, 2011

goon cock 

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

goon cock by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

Goon Affiliated

Goon Affilated is a term of Goon. It means that your the definition of a Goon. Goon meaning from the streets, and hood. Then you have Affiliated witch means you mess with something or you run in the same group. So Goon Affiliated means that all you hang around is real niggas(Goons) and all you Affiliated with is the streets and the Goons

Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.

1."Im a Goon Afiliated Azz Nigga"
2."Nigga Im Goon Affiliated"
3."Im a Affiliated with Goons"

Goon Affiliated by Mz.Kay-Kay June 20, 2009

Goon Walk

A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.

Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?

Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.

Goon Walk by sperrier March 15, 2010