Definitions by Sonofgargoyle

Veiner 

An intermediate erection either in response to a stimulus, or reduction from full arousal. Not quite a boner but hopeful in nature. Most commonly the result of a lap dance from an unexperienced/unattractive exotic dancer.

Due to her lack of large breasts, seeing Sara naked will probably only give me a veiner.

Veiner by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

goon cock 

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

goon cock by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010