goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"

by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008

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goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

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goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

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to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

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