Room Goblin

Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator

Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"

by Homielander March 5, 2023

Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

Goblin-esk

adjective

Someone who has the appearance and mannerism of a goblin, usually short with a scrunched up face, beady little eyes, and a big forehead. They like mischief, and being sneaky.

Werewolf: Do you know Pat from Worth St.

Puck: Yeah, I caught him trying to steal my pouch of gold, he's so goblin-esk.

by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

condom goblin

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.

Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...

by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019

Fun Goblin

Someone who ruins all of the fun. Hence the word goblin who takes away from it.

Dude you are being such a fun goblin… you hate fun.

by OnlyAsianNoob July 20, 2021

Dart Goblin

A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile game “Clash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.

“Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool”

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

Goblin gang

a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.

Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.

by Joey mother January 25, 2021