frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008

FROZEN CHERRY

See: frozen banana A frozen cherry is a frozen banana, but preformed on a girl, hence the "cherry" part of the word.

My boyfriend is so wild! He came home with a cherry slurpee, then before we got busy he gave me a frozen cherry..It was incredible!!

by Brittany T April 23, 2008

watching frozen

a euphemistic term meaning having sex, usually whilst watching a movie.

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna have a quite night in watching frozen..."

by noodlez124 April 26, 2014

frozen ballcicle

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

by TYCO98 May 10, 2014

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

the frozen playground

A hockey rink

Hey you wanna go up to the frozen playground for a little 3 on 3?

by Chadopotamus August 11, 2015