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Friedman

A length of time nominally lasting six months.

The phrase is used to mock New York Times columnist Tom Friedman, who has repeatedly stated that (paraphrase) "the next six months in Iraq should determine the outcome of the US operation there." Fair.org shows Friedman making statements to that effect in Nov 03, Jun 04, Oct 04, Nov 04, Sep 05, etc.
I should graduate in just under two or three Friedmans.
by PsuedoNoise July 11, 2006
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Fried Rice

Another slang for sex or making out in Asia.
Male 1: So what are you doing tonight?

Male 2: Gonna make some fried rice with my wife.
by RawrRaptor December 10, 2009
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Friedrich Nietzsche

An absolute brilliant German philosopher that is often overlooked, overshadowed, underappreciated and/or completely misunderstood. He could deconstruct logical aspects of human concepts that would blow your mind. Even people like Albert Einstein or Rene Descartes would never win; in an argument against Nietzsche. At least, according to Nietzsche's train of thought and his natural strict logic composition; in regards to metaphysics.

Rene Descartes always focuses on "essence" and "truth"; while Nietzsche argues that essence and truth are not real and are only ideas or figments of illusions in our conscious minds. Nietzsche focuses on the subconscious; while Descartes focuses on the conscious mind. "I think, therefore I am."

Nietzsche: You do not "think"!!. You only "believe" that "you think". Your brain is an organ struggling for life, just like your heart, liver, kidneys and everything else!

Descartes: I do not understand what you are saying, Nietzsche!

Nietzsche: You have missed the big picture entirely and focused on the irrelevant, simple matters.

Descartes: I still don't think I hear you!

Nietzsche: Likewise.
Albert Einstein: Doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

Friedrich Nietzsche: No it isn't, Einstein! Doing something over and over again is NOT insanity. The very fact that you use the aspect/essence of "insanity" contradicts the whole concept of: A HAPPENING. A happening is just exactly that: A HAPPENING. An indifferent, recurrent happening. And it will always function in our indifferent universe as: a happening. It is only human judgement and interpretation that: a happening; will be thought of as "insanity". Therefore, doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is NOT insanity. Only human minds can determine what doing something over and over again is. Conclusion: IT IS NEITHER "INSANITY" NOR "SANITY"! IT IS A HAPPENING!

Einstein, Descartes and Everbody else: WOW! MIND = BLOWN
by Abraham's Adversary October 9, 2018
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fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried
by dan December 3, 2003
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Fried Nigger Pie

The act of smoking entirley too much pot. When a person gets so stoned they cant even function.
Hey Jim come by my house and we will eat some of that fried nigger pie.

Damn i ate so much of that fried nigger pie that i got the munchies

Hey man I got one piece of fried nigger pie left. Do you want some?
by Delerious420 October 12, 2011
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Fredericktown MO

a teeny-tiny podunk little hick-town in south-east Missouri where everything is really really boring except for the first weekend in May. This is a place where people from really amazing places like Philidelphia and rainbow land come to die because there is HONESTLY nothing else to do here.
I'm getting really sick of life...I think I'll move to Fredericktown MO!!!
by somebody beautiful!! April 7, 2009
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Country-fried

Used to describe the behavior and traditions of uneducated country folk.
Uncle Cletus is most country-fried person I've ever met.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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