burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017

i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019

French Exit

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife

John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.

by Capamerica50 November 14, 2017

Exit Wound

What happens at the end of a very very very strong curry.

Upon exit of the curry from the digestive system, a particularly potent meal the night before will result in pain in the exit area.

I can't put it any nicer

Dude, that vindaloo last night was dodgy. This morning I had exit wounds

by Thatoneoverhere May 4, 2008

polish exit

To use a freeway exit without actually leaving the freeway; i.e., to get on the offramp and then back onto the freeway. Usually used to bypass portions of traffic jams.

I was late for work so I took a Polish exit past the accident.

by Bombcar November 1, 2004

epitomize

sum up.Making very long sentence and words summarized to represent audience efficiently.

Tom made huge mistakes, because he really hate hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianism itself and try to epitomize it to his-own-minding-words.

by purinsy October 18, 2008

exit wound

Synonym for the anus. The opening through which things exit the body.

I got shraped pretty badly this morning. I'm going to the doctor to have him examine my exit wound.

I asked my doctor about my exit wound and why it won't close. He said it's permanent and that there's nothing to do about it but to keep it clean.

by themiffinman October 24, 2014