If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

by Ratman93 May 16, 2011

the best girlfriend ever

She understands insecurity and reassures me before I have a chance to feel insecure. She takes pleasure in making me happy. She is exceptional at balancing my "male ego". She lets me be a man while retaining her female independence. She shares the things she holds most dear. I don't believe she is aware that I see the walls she has around her heart. But I do see them and that she is slowly letting me in. She's been hurt before and despite some fear she is willing to love and to be loved. She sees the light in the world but accepts the dark. She has a view on things that I'm nearly incapable of having on my own. She constantly opens my eyes to them. She is full of random facts and shares them. She's a bit nerdy. She uses some words I have to look up. She knows her weaknesses and plays to her strengths to combat them. She sees solutions rather than problems. She isn't quick to anger. She isn't quick to judge. She isn't quick to assume. She debates with a mind open to change and admits when she is wrong. She can laugh at herself and does so often. She truly is a unique beauty in a sea of ordinary. She smiles and I melt. She pouts and i give in. She laughs and I laugh. She cries because she is sad and I hold her tight and just let her cry. She is a light in this world and will forever change the people she meets. She is fierce and determined.Why do I spoil her? Because she deserves it. She always has and always will. She is Jenny E...the best girlfriend ever.

He knows exactly how lucky he is to have the best girlfriend ever

by Happy Rambo April 21, 2018

Emerald

A rich entitled girl that always asks the question, "Why?". She will also sometimes invite herself into your home.

Emerald, don't you have a bathroom in your own house?

by mclennon4life June 16, 2017

Everchanging

To continuously change.

Also, a member of the MagBoard.

That man is everchanging.

by Zach Gifford April 21, 2008

everdever

the term for loving something or someone forever and ever with out ending in which you can automatically win an argument of who loves the other the most

"Morgan, i love you!" - John
"John, i love you more!"- Morgan
"Morgan, I LOVE YOU MOST!" - John
"John, I LOVE YOU MOSTESET!" - Morgan
"MORGAN, I LOVE YOU EVERDEVER MOSTEST!" - John

by Big J Wint October 18, 2008

the emerald city

Another way to say Seattle. A.K.A. The nickname of Washington State's biggest city.

Yesterday I took a day-trip to the Emerald City, it was amazing!

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GO SEAHAWKS.

by turkeysock February 18, 2014

The Best Teacher Ever

Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.

The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.

You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..

Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!

Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013