the coolest person ever

me

Joe- Hey Stranger! Who is the coolest person ever?
Stranger- That would be me...

by TheCoolestPersonaEver November 15, 2013

Best State Ever

A state in which a person (or a group of people) thinks is the best.

Moose: "Hey, where else have you been too?"
Elk: "Washington, it's like the best state ever!"
Moose:"I prefer Alaska myself..."

by Magoola427 January 2, 2012

The Worst Shot Ever

The Worst, Yet Best Shot Ever. The ingredients...

Firewater,
Bacardi 151,
and vodka.

Shoot wait 2 minutes, and become instantly drunk...
Aftertaste is mildly like garden fertilizer.

" Man, I need to get drunk fast, give me The Worst Shot Ever! "

by Joel "Shecky" Spangler November 29, 2004

greatest band ever

Led Zeppelin: Jimmy Page on guitar...Robert PLant singin and on his harmonica...My man John Paul Jones on the bass and sometimes organ...and finally John Bonham on the drums.

Thier most famous song is probably "Stairway To Heaven"..but i personally like "Babe, Im Gonna Leave You''

Hawk: Dude you got the Physical Grafiti cd's?

Kyle: hells yes, Zeppelin tickles my fancy!

by Jmoshua May 1, 2005

what ever

The word you say over and over when you want to get on someones damn nerves.

Person: You are a fucking asshole!
You: Whatever
You: Whatever
Person: Stop you asshole! You're so annoying!

by Strange Little Girl June 25, 2004

the most pointless website ever

Something.com is the most pointless website ever.

Just go there and see for yourself.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

best quote ever

"As we Irish say, speak for your fucking self, dickhead."

That is the best quote ever!!

by Zippo August 18, 2003