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applesauce enema

An applesauce enema is an insult said to, or wished on, someone who is a total dumbass.
"He needs an applesauce enema." "She deserves an applesauce enema."
by knowurkt December 7, 2013
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a shit enema

A shit enema is the procedure(not a medical one, its just for a laugh) of introducing shit into the rectum and colon via the anus.
That was as pointless as a shit enema.
by VictorDoom September 13, 2013
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Ensenada

Ensenada is a neighborhood of The Hammocks, FL in Miami-Dade County. It currently has a population of 3,150. Ensenada is 55% Hispanic, 40% black, and 5% other. It is mostly a lower income to middle income neighborhood with 53% of the population below the poverty line, 45% middle class, and only 2% are part of the upper class. Most work minimum wage jobs or low to middle paying professional jobs. Few work higher paying jobs. There used to be alot more local suburban gang activity, but now many of those gangs have fallen apart or moved to other lower income parts of The Hammocks. Reasons for that are unknown. There is still gang activity, but not as much as before. But, Ensenada has some what of a ghetto reputation comparable to ghetto parts of Homestead, FL. About 20% of people in The Hammocks below the poverty line live in Ensenada. The rest of them live in many rental communities surrounding the shopping area of The Hammocks. Crime activity most common in Ensenada include: Vandalism, Assault, Trespassing, Theft, Possession of weapons/drugs, car/bike thefts, Weapon Assault, and some drug dealing. There is an elementary school right across from Ensenada: Gilbert L. Porter Elementary.
Guy 1: Im finna go to Ensenada!
Guy 2: Hecks nah dawg! Ensenada is too ghetto!
by Food-eater45 October 25, 2011
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Enem

The alternative to replying nm in a chat, meaning "not much".
While its alternative, nm, is used for either "never mind" or "not much", only the latter definition is meant when "Enem" is said.
It is generally considered a slightly fancier way of replying to a question with indifference.
St8ks; Hey Phil, wassup?
philly76: enem; you?
St8ks: Same here.
by GeminiXtech May 15, 2009
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enemisting

Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.
Enemisting Eminem was a grand feat. But it smelled horribly.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
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brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.
it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.
by tellitizaman September 24, 2011
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texas enema

an enema delivered with an extra large nozzle and oil, rather than water.
"Man, I was so mad at him, I gave him a Texas Enema and set his ass on fire."
by oorza November 22, 2007
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