piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

i was doing my tasks

Kinda Sus bro.
If they add “I swear” at the end, they are the imposter.

Blue-I was doing my tasks, I swear!
Brown-“idk kinda SUS bro

by anonymous September 14, 2020

doin' a fraser

When a person everybody hates leaves the room because he knows everybody hates them

I'm not doin' a Fraser; I'm just going to the bathroom

by oldies2010 December 5, 2010

what are you doing step bro?!?

Here goes.

Today im going to be acting out my favorite movie scene.

*turns around*
what are you doing step bro?!?

(starts the porno)

girl: What are you doing step bro?!?!
step bro: really?

by oooyeetskrrr March 26, 2019

doing a Julian

Doing a Julian .verb

To have anal sex with a female when she has consented, but has done so under controversial circumstance and then never speak to her again. Ever.

John: Mate, have you heard from Amy yet? She was all over you like a fly on shit

James: No, I ended up doing a Julian..

John: Ohh SHIIIT!

by Nothing_but_good October 19, 2010

doing the dog

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.

Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on

by Roono May 2, 2006