Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

Diss

It means capping, but twice as rude

Mariam you’re so diss

by Wierdhairgrows November 27, 2019

dissagren

disagreeing with a gremlin

"i dissagren"

by dustytheham January 30, 2020

dissapatisfaction

To feel disappointed but satisfied at the same time.
For something to break your expectations in both positive and negative way.

This video makes me feel dissapatisfied

I was full of dissapatisfaction at first, but then I was okay

by Viwus March 22, 2020

diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

disfy

When you eat a narwhal fetus, and the involved horn is stuck in your anal cavity, but the rest is turned into shit.

Oi mate I just got a disfy

by TheBaconD May 13, 2020

disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.

Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.

by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020