Ding Dong 

While performing anal sex, the one being fucked takes a shit. The penis then becomes encased in shit and the male ejaculates, filling the shit with cum. Pull out, finish shitting and enjoy as after sex snack.

Jacob: Sophie and I made a ding dong the other night.

Tim: What the fuck bro?!

Ding Dong by Datboiswheel April 22, 2017

ding wa 

Fake Chinese word for "telephone" or "phone number."

"Call text my ding wa."
"Can I have your ding wa?" or more simply, "Ding wa?"

ding wa by zhrona January 15, 2014

ding dang diggy 

A redneck call of celebration to anything exciting. Particluarly popular amongst the river folk down in Aintry, Georgia (as depicted in the film "Deliverance"), the phrase is commonly used to cheer on some piggie-squeelin', cornhole action with an unsuspecting canoeist.

Cletus: You ready to squeel like a pig boy?
Jed: Ding dang diggy!!
Ned (piggy): Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

ding dang diggy by RQ99 August 7, 2006

ding dong ditch 

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

ding dong ditch by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

ding of failure 

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.

you hear that? it's the ding of failure!

ding of failure by charlenex March 23, 2008

ding ni ge fei 

It literally means 'block your lungs'. Basically used as 'god forbid', in cantonese.

Person A: Ni gum yut be che zong mo?

Person B: Ding ni ge fei!

Translation:
Person A: Did you get run over by a car today?

Person B: God forbid.

ding ni ge fei by Poopkidd January 11, 2016

ding-a-ling 

Penis

As a part of a Family Guy show, speaking about censorship on TV (FCC):

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cos you can't say penis)

ding-a-ling by Not Aviable Yet November 24, 2010