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Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.
uggh! brush your teeth or eat a mint, custard breath
by David Corser January 13, 2009
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custard

when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!
why are you being a custard?
by little jake April 17, 2009
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custamaster

A customer at a fast food restaurant that refuses to make eye contact with the cashier. (sometimes througout the entire order). These people usually keep their eyes on the menu board at any cost.

*Hopefully someday there will be an anonymous group for these people that will teach them its it ok to look the cashier in the eye. They are not slaves and the custamaster is not their slave master!
FOUND AT ANY LOCAL MCDONALDS

Cashier: Hi, May I help you?

Custamaster: (avoids eye contact while pretending to look for what they want on the menu...even though they get the same thing everytime)

Cashier: May I help you??

Custamaster: (Clears throat). Umm.. (continues to stare in confusion) Mumbles their order and shrugs shoulders nervously.

Cashier: (listening closely and leaning over the counter in a desperate attempt to hear the order)

Custamaster: Slowly reveals the correct amount and awkwardly hands the money without much contact.

Cashier: Thank you! Have a nice day!

Custamaster: Uh. Meh.... Yea... (Clears throat)
by CashierGirl June 2, 2010
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custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.
I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
by The custardodian March 16, 2012
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Cuntadian

A cunt of a person that originates from Canada
Justin Bieber is a cuntadian
by CaptainSonic93 February 28, 2015
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Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
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