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custamaster

A customer at a fast food restaurant that refuses to make eye contact with the cashier. (sometimes througout the entire order). These people usually keep their eyes on the menu board at any cost.

*Hopefully someday there will be an anonymous group for these people that will teach them its it ok to look the cashier in the eye. They are not slaves and the custamaster is not their slave master!
FOUND AT ANY LOCAL MCDONALDS

Cashier: Hi, May I help you?

Custamaster: (avoids eye contact while pretending to look for what they want on the menu...even though they get the same thing everytime)

Cashier: May I help you??

Custamaster: (Clears throat). Umm.. (continues to stare in confusion) Mumbles their order and shrugs shoulders nervously.

Cashier: (listening closely and leaning over the counter in a desperate attempt to hear the order)

Custamaster: Slowly reveals the correct amount and awkwardly hands the money without much contact.

Cashier: Thank you! Have a nice day!

Custamaster: Uh. Meh.... Yea... (Clears throat)
by CashierGirl June 2, 2010
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cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.
That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!
by Bob Dole March 26, 2003
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Custamate

I'm finna custamate my phone.
by rudelttlebtch March 15, 2010
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cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report
damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.
by teen wolf and jesus christ August 1, 2010
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CultMaster

A Leader of a Cult who preforms rituals
My Friend Brian is the local CultMaster
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