Cranxting

Crying, wanking, and texting at the same time.

Cranxting - Any moment where your feeling emotional, aroused and communicative.

by Schodog December 3, 2009

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

crank dat

The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.

person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??

person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.

preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.

by sXexcore November 19, 2007

cranium

Another word for blowjob. Emerged from brain. To be used in situations where outsiders aren't supposed to know the contents of the conversation.

"Dude, did you hear about Jack? I heard he copped mad cranium on friday."
"Word, I might cop crane tomorrow..."

by Arman 2.0 September 18, 2005

Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

by Grossly June 5, 2016

crankster

A spun methed-up person

That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude

by desmond the great February 6, 2003

crank it

A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.

Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.

by jdubbs April 18, 2006