compton

A lovely village in Hampshire, England.

My Grandmother lives in Compton.

by Esinsiefil October 5, 2009

apple computer

A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill

by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003

Computer Club

To join an elite team of professional PC heads, silently minding our own business; keeping speech and interpersonal communication to a minimum at all costs. Our Motto - "Our Monitor is our Business"

Welcome to the Computer Club - you are so silent you can be the president.

by cecilbdaman November 7, 2004

comptonplate

the same as "contemplate" however comptonplate means that the answer is going to be no followed by violence.

(John) Hey Dave! can i pay you the money that i owe you back on friday?

(Dave) Hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second.... NO you cant! (Dave pulls out gun and shoots John) BANG!

by $mokin J.O.E September 14, 2007

Computing

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...

You are not computing are you...?

by KaliKrystal February 28, 2011

Quantum Computing

Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms or nuclei that allow them to work together as quantum bits commonly known as qubits is reffred as quantum computing.

Quantum Computing; Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms

by s j tubrazy April 14, 2013

apple computer

A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris

by Tasty Snax July 3, 2003