Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 18, 2010

Yes officer this post/comment right here.

Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn

Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"

Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."

by dotJif January 3, 2019

I was just making a comment, Marguerite

Phrase you say after you say something offensive and the other person gets angry.

Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.

by cykh June 21, 2011

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦

by annoyed person November 3, 2020

I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.

Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

by AstralDivinity December 11, 2020

I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense

Codeword for " i am gay and i need a big dick inside my boi pussy RIGHT NOW "

author: "I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense" "please fuck my ass I NEED COCK please give me cummies pwease pwease ~~~~~ >w< >w< >w< plzzzz impregnate my boi pussy ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;"

by marioehehehe January 20, 2023

commentsations

When you and another person send comments back and forth on myspace making it into a conversation.

Me and Kaylee had some pretty sweet commentsations today.

by Andy White December 26, 2007