Cermit

A toddler; normally a cute one.

"Awe, look at that cermit!"

by C.Lorenzo June 2, 2016

clemen

A clitoris covered in semen.

Dude, I fucked this girl and gave her a righteous clemen!

by Jagewa January 30, 2006

Clem Buddy System

a system where a person follows the slowest person in a group

Steve and jeremy used the Clem Buddy System and followed Clem who was the slowest person

by Clement Chang February 29, 2004

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007

clemenza

one who excels in all. banging ottos mom, killing krauts in Mohaa, and flys the chopper in desert combat better than trinity in the matrix.

"Man, i wish i was a clemenza," said the sadened otto.

by Clemenza May 1, 2003

clementiny

The runt of the litter of wedges contained in a clementine. You know, that one awkwardly little one?

"Hey do you want my clementiny?"

"Hell yeah, they taste better than the normal ones!"

by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012

Clementine

When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.

You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.

by Morphological March 7, 2017