Cactus

The perfect dildo.

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

Dead Carcus

During Sex, When one partner just lays there and does nothing.

man:wow.. that was amazing
woman:that pretty much sucked
man:well, you just layed there like a Dead Carcus!

by talented August 30, 2005

Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011

Catus

Slang for vagina (from pussy), sometimes extended to catosaurus

Where is thy catus?

by Cantanope May 20, 2015

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

catbus

verb, chlocialisum ~ kat-buś ~ To “catbus” is to drive a vehicle on two wheels for an extended distance.

Origin: crica 2018, from the Powerwheels Racing Series team Pumping Station 1 (PS1) kart “Catbus” modeled after the Studio Guibly movie. The kart was notorious for its stunts while racing, including driving on two wheels for long periods of time.

“Wow, that was such a cool race! Did you see that kart catbus around that hairpin!”

by Monessxd March 9, 2019