Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.

I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.

by Xenfire March 6, 2009

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Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009

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Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

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Crusty

A word to describe basically anything bad about anything.

Origins in Ohio from a group of teenagers complaining about a ton of stuff, and forming a very exclusive group called "crust gang"

Person 1: This school is so bad..\
Person 2: Yeah its crusty

by cruster duster December 1, 2019

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poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

by fishpoo May 28, 2009

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