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carpet bagger

an insult with no real meaning. Can be used for any occasion.
by the_gr81 May 13, 2005
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Double bagger

A Double bagger is a male who lowers himself over his victims head, revealing his testicals, he will swing both nuts to ensure a good smack and land it dead centre on the victims chin.
A Double bagger is usualy implimented if one is bored or if the missus has just dropped off into a deep sleep, a common form of humiliation used by the romans.
by Richard Rogers March 20, 2008
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flee-bagger

An un-creative nickname given to Wisconsin Democrats who chose to flee the state in order to postpone a vote on a controversial bill. The name "flee-bagger" is a failed attempt at a nickname by Tea Party supporters offended by the 'Tea Bagger' nickname attached to their group.

The nickname fails because there is a relatively well known activity called "tea bagging", but no such activity of "flee bagging". Thus, if a "tea bagger" is one who engages in tea bagging, that means a "flee bagger" must be someone who engages in "flee bagging", an activity that makes no sense and does not exist.

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George tries to insult someone by using the term "jerk store". The insult failed because there is no such thing as a "jerk store".
Teabagger: "I can't wait to vote out those flee-baggers."

Sane person: "Huh? I understand the 'flee' part, but 'flee-bagger' makes no sense."
by freddy ferno April 12, 2011
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3 Bagger

Person 1: How strong do you like your tea?
Person 2: I want a 3 Bagger.
Person 1: WOW!
by lombax1 June 3, 2011
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two bagger

by ace August 3, 2003
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bagger

Generally used by the hillwalking/rambling community in the UK, most of whom live in towns, who go off to the countryside at weekends just to set foot upon individual summits. One the individual hill is bagged, then they usually tick off a list of hills in a notebook. A bagger is one of those strange individuals who enjoys climbing hills just to tick off a list, and who was probably a trainspotter in the past life. They would gain more satisfaction from climbing a new hill in fog than they would be ascenting a previously climbed hill in good weather.
Only baggers would be out on such a miserable day as this.
by Pete October 18, 2004
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carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.
I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.
by Bo December 4, 2004
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