/bə nɑ di/
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
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An outstandingly handsome, intelligent, funny and complex man.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Girl: hey have you seen that handsome, interesting, hilarious and impressively built guy who even makes Taylor Swift songs sound like masterpieces?
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
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