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bernardi

/bə nɑ di/

Noun (plural):

The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)

Synonym: skid marks

NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016
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beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.
My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.
by beertunity March 15, 2016
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Bernardo

An outstandingly handsome, intelligent, funny and complex man.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.

If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Girl: hey have you seen that handsome, interesting, hilarious and impressively built guy who even makes Taylor Swift songs sound like masterpieces?

Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
by Aleida March de la Torre February 2, 2018
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bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
by MX2142 February 20, 2018
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Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
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Bernardous Baskovic

He is the gayest fellow in all the lands. (Gay as in Happy). He will make anyone Gay just by being in the room.
Bernardous Baskovic: "Man I am so Gay today because it's my friends birthday"
by The Truth Don't Argue November 19, 2019
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Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020
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