Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

Omega Bored

when extremely bored doesn't cut it, and what you are right now considering you searched this up.

Dude, I'm Omega Bored right now.

by Anonymous Man 1111111111111111 February 1, 2021

buzz bored

when you get so bored you start taking buzzfeed quizzes.

Bill: Mannnn I’m so bored, there’s nothing to do in quarantine!

Ryan:I know! I’m at a point where i’m buzz bored...

by TheRealDeal8675309 May 6, 2020

Bored Surf

The pointless surfing you do online when you are extremely bored.

Justin: "Hey man, what are you going to do tonight"
Tony: "Nothing really man, i think i'll just bored surf"

by Tony "spade face" April 13, 2010

I'm Bored

A state in which you have absolutely nothing to do so you search up "i'm bored" on urban dictionary and somehow found this. Your welcome bitch.

Examples of things people do when they are bored

1. Text their friends and ask them to call and the proceed to say nothing for two hours

2. Go one urban dictionary "There has gotta be something funny on there,right?"

3. Stare at the ceiling and pretend the ceiling fan will crash on top of them

4. Play video games

5. Go outside and throw snowballs at trees

Jason: I'm boredddddddddddd

absolutely no one responded because Jason is alone just like all of us,we are all alone.

by Bruh_Moment45736 May 19, 2021

im bored

to have nothing to do

right now i am im bored

by TheUNUNUNUNiverse July 20, 2020

Tummy Bored

When you're sitting around watching Netflix and want to pig out on something even when you're not hungry.

Wife: "But you just ate!!"
Boyfriend: "I know, but I want something."
Husband: "You're just tummy bored."

by Tonya-D March 25, 2019