Aspen Loeffler

Annoying Hoe who uses Jack Avery for the money and not the fame. She’s not Insta Famous, she’s and Insta Slut.

A psycho bitch who is the daughter of David Loeffler, who is the manager of the perfectly perfect band called Why Dont We. She uses Jack Avery to earn fame so she can be popular.

Friend: Have you heard of the Instagram star Aspen Loeffler?
Me: no but I’ve heard of the Instagram Slut Asspain Hoe-Double F-Loser

by HeyBitches2018 July 9, 2018

Asparagus

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

by Yattasparagus28 September 14, 2003

Aspertarian

Of or pertaining to one who combines the social skills of a victim of Asperger's syndrome with strong adherence to and frequent statement of the principles of rigid, rule-based libertarianism and an uncontrollable tendency to pick fights. Found occasionally in life, but much more commonly on the internet.

"See that dude standing in the corner? Don't let him launch into his rant about the legalization of organ sales by child prostitutes; he's a real Aspertarian."

by C.J. to the M March 13, 2009

Aspiring

Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.

Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.

Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'

by Tucuman Munyo November 10, 2013

Asperger Syndrome

A mental condition when you say the most obvious things,but in a deep and thoughtful way.

People with Asperger Syndrome are very cool and clever.

by SomeoneNew February 25, 2011

aspergsions

False or misleading charges that somebody has Asperger's Syndrome, meant to harm someone's reputability

<eggonlegs> heh
<eggonlegs> just got banned from #letsplay
<eggonlegs> by jawbroken
<Specineff> why
<eggonlegs> I just went in and cast aspergsions on people
<eggonlegs> arbitrarily
<Cukel> :-D

by eggonlegs October 16, 2010

Aspersio

Ah-Sper-See-Oh

Latin word, meaning "Aspersion," has a double meaning.

1. A derogatory remark or criticism
2. To asperse, or "sprinkle" holy water.

See Aspersion

by Aspersio August 26, 2008